When the Internet runs out of news, it starts making things up. We think this is funny, so we round up all the lies and speculation and put them here. We call it the "Rumor Roundup" and we do it all for you! This week:

• Is Bradley Cooper Going to Play Indiana Jones in the Next Film?
  Indy gets lost in a terrifying city in the desert and must fight tigers and villains. Wait, that was The Hangover. [I Am Rogue]
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• Is the Next Version of Android Focused on Enterprise?
  LCARS?! Make it so! [Ubergizmo]
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• Are the Backstreet Boys and the Spice Girls Going Back on Tour?
  Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna this rumor to not be true. [Wet Paint]
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• Will Android Suggest Calendar Events Based on Your Phone Interactions?
  "I've noticed you play Clash of Clans every day at 1 pm, while in the bathroom. Would you like me to schedule a recurring event?" Might as well. [AndroidPolice]
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• Is PS1 and PS2 Emulation Coming to the PlayStation 4?
  So don't throw away those old copies of Bubsy 3D just yet! [Game Front]
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• Is Apple Working on an iTunes Music App... for Android?!
  And lo, the lion shall lay down with the lamb and we'll have a utopian society. Either that, or it's a sign of the end-of-days. Either or. [PC Mag]
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• Senate Report Blames Target for Not Preventing, Stopping Data Breach
• Movie Theaters Will Begin Testing Out 'Discount Days'
• The Dollar Store Is Kicking JCPenney Out of Your Local Mall