By Jeff Somogyi, dealnews Media Editor When the internet runs out of news, it start making things up. We think this is funny, so we round up all the lies and speculation and put them here. We call it the "Rumor Roundup" and we do it all for you! This week: New, Cheaper iPhone to Be Made of Plastic? Get in on the ground floor! Put everything in plastics! Hee-haw, George Bailey! [BroadwayWorld] Dell Wants to Privatize? I'm not sure what that means, but I do remember playing Wing Commander: Prvateer, so I'm going to assume this means that Dell is building a starship to fight the Kilrathi. [DailyDealMedia] Fallout TV Show in the Works? When this post-apocalyptic show fails, will the rabid viewers send bottle caps to the network, in an attempt to keep it on the air? (I realize now that making a joke that references a show that so few people watched was risky. But if you got it, I hope you are laughing.) [Gamer Syndrome] iPad 5 Will Be Much Thinner? You know, constantly praising thin gadgets as "hot" skews the image for other devices, giving them a warped body image. I don't want to tell you the things I caught my RAZR doing to keep so thin! [Web Pro News] Jeff Somogyi is the dealnews Media Editor. Though we had fun, today, Anorexia is a real danger that effects all too many people. If you or someone you know suffers from it, or any eating disorder, please seek help. Follow @dealnews on Twitter for the latest roundups, price trend info, and stories. You can also sign up for an email alert for all dealnews features.