When the Internet runs out of news, it starts making things up. We think this is funny, so we round up all the lies and speculation and put them here. We call it the "Rumor Roundup" and we do it all for you! This week: Will the iPhone 6 Come in 2 Screen Sizes, Both Larger Than the Current Generation? Apple has joined the global conspiracy to shame people with small hands. You call me crazy, now, but just you wait! In five years, people will be getting finger extensions to use their phones. [Apple Insider] Will the iPhone 6 Have a Bezel-Free Screen? Yeah! Boo! Down with bezels! What have bezels ever done for us?! Now I'm glaring with contempt at my disgusting be-bezeled phone. Makes me sick. [Mac Rumors] Is Apple Using the Same Manufacturer to Make the Touch ID Components for the iPhone as They Did for the iPhone 5s ? Good news for Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing Co. fans, bad news for people who, I dunno, care about this sort of thing? [Apple Insider] Is Microsoft Considering Running Android Apps on Windows and Windows Phones? Like the Cowbird, the Android lays its apps in other OS' nests... [The Verge] Captain Marvel Will Appear in the 'Avengers: Age Of Ultron,' Be Katee Sackhoff? Across the nation, nerds are checking their local laws to see if it's legal to marry a film. [ComicBook.com] Is Apple Going to Discontinue the iPad 2? Apple will make this move, citing that consumers desire to pay more for a newer tablet... or, at least they will once the iPad 2 is discontinued. [Apple B*tch] Related DealNews Features: Which One of These Amazon Shows About Death Is the Comedy? Your Chromecast Will Soon Have a Lot More Content to Stream Comcast Wants to Buy Time Warner: How Might the Merger Affect You?