iPod Touch Apple, Majestic! Touch is one more sense to add Competitors: weep. Resident Evil 4 (for Wii) Started play Monday Lo, head chainsawed too often Stopped playing Tuesday. Lego Millennium Falcon With five thousand bricks It will be put together Better than ep. one. Microsoft Zune 2 Microsoft's second Player with nice feature set But still ... it's a Zune. Jumbo Glow-In-The-Dark Universal Remote Control Where is my remote? I'll never ask that again Because it's huge, man. Jeff Somogyi is Not a poet, but rather: dealnews Staffwriter. Additional poetry by Jeffrey Contray and Wes Hall.