Spring offers the Urban Outfitters Unisex Bob Ross Halloween Costume Kit for $23 with free shipping, just like that. That's $16 off list and the lowest price we could find. Theeere we go. It includes a happy little bearded wig, faux palette, and a paintbrush that I just like to beat the devil out of.

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