Walmart offers the NFL Philadelphia Eagles Anthem Full Sheet Set for $29.88. Choose in-store pickup to dodge the $5.99 shipping fee. That's the lowest price we could find by $18. It includes a flat sheet, fitted sheet, and two pillowcases, and seems a far safer way of celebrating a Super Bowl victory than, say, collapsing a hotel awning.

It's also available as a Twin Set for $21.88. Choose in-store pickup as above. That's the lowest price we could find by $13. It includes the flat and fitted sheets, but only a single pillowcase.