Target offers board books, so let's have a look-see,
If you buy two Dr. Seuss books, you get a third book free!
$5.99 for shipping, so pickup in-store instead,
You'll save up to $28, now that's using your head!
(But stocking up can keep the dream of free shipping alive,
All you have to do to earn it is spend over $35.)

Note: Many books only ship with a $25 spend,
And that February 17 brings this offer to an end.