Walmart offers Walter Wheat's Baking Bad: A Parody in a Cookbook in Hardcover for $9.98. Choose in-store pickup to dodge the $5.99 shipping fee. (Amazon charges the same.) That's the lowest price we could find by $10. Totally legal recipes in this book include "Tighty Whitey Bites," "Box-Cutter Donuts," and "Heisen(Batten) Burg Cake."